Quotes From Last Night

Reunited and it feels so good…

“Dude, what’re you wearing tonight?”

“I donno…. wanna get hammered and rade each other’s closets?”

We were struggling so hard at the laundromat…

“It was like… how many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a girl?”

- Jessica Simeral, 4/12/12

“Wow, you lost a lot last night. Your lighter, your camera-“

“My dignity.”

March 18, 2012

Corinne: “I love my weird munchies when I’m sober.”

Jacqui: “Yeah, they always end up being really good.”

Corinne: “Which is why I’m nervous to try those ‘Thanksgiving flavored’ crackers you created last week…”

Jacqui: “Do you want Thanksgiving ANY time of the year?!? Try Jacqui’s Thanksgiving Crackers! You’ll love em!”

Corinne: “They’re good AND good for you!”

March 18, 2012

Turn off the smoke detector, cover the air vent, stuff a towel under the door…

5 minutes later.

“Hey PJ…. can you slide some playing cards under the bathroom door?”

“… Seriously?”

Filling each other in on last night’s happenings…. 

“Just to let you guys know, we’re totally like an episode of Sex In The City right now.”

- Jessie Shohfi 

Kathryn: ”Why is the refrigerator open?”

Jacqui: “I don’t know.. PJ! The fridge!”

PJ: “Uhh I just stepped in fucking glass. Shit’s getting serious over here. I’m losing a lot of blood.”

David: “…     Yeah the fridge is still open, buddy.”

March 10, 2012

So today was awesome…

“You’re reminiscing already? I’m still trying to remember what the fuck happened!”